Q: How did you become part of The Syndicate?

A: Just knowing Chris and Ken for a long ass time and we just started filming shit way back in the day (i.e. Enter the Anus of the Dragon). Which is one of my all time favs.

Q: What do you feel you contribute most to The Syndicate?

A: Well whatever I can, as of late due to other things like my girl, work and the band. I will pretty much do whatever ideas need to be done. I also provide the place for the bitching BBQs and Beer drinking fests we do now. Whatever I can!!!

Q: What’s your favorite color?

A: Black…duh!! I’m metal remember. I’m supposed to be all weird and goth like or something.

Q: Do you get chicks because you are in The Syndicate, or does it hurt your love life that you are a member of The
Syndicate?

A: No. I have my beautiful girl that puts up with all my shit and she has done so for the past five years. She loves the syndicate and thinks that it should go really far.

Q: What was your inspiration for the Crocodile Hunter character in the 1st flashback skit (rare stuff) skit?

A: I have no idea! Probably because it was something that nobody would think I would ever do and having Jon (BIG SEXY) Hogan play Terri (my wife) made it an instant classic scene. I mean come on…the ritualistic mating call. BRILLIANT!!!

Q: In regards to acting style, who do you idolize most, and why?

A: The Governator because Arnold is the man. He doesn’t need to act. Just give him a huge gun and some one-liners and your golden. Another one would be Christian Bale because shit man, have you seen Equilibrium. This is one of my all time favorites movies now.

Q: Elvis or The Beatles?

A: Beatles, just because of what they did for music in general.

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Q: Would you suck on Rosie Odonell’s toe for a large sum of money?

A: Yes!!! Give me her number.

Q: Favorite sport?

A: Extreme Drumming (listen to any death metal and you will consider it a sport too.)

Q: Favorite car?

A: Nissan Titan. I have my badass frontier but the Titan is just the shit. As soon as I’m 25 I’m getting one. It’s going to be my present to myself.

Q: If your son was kidnapped and the only way to get him back was to "take
out" the president; would you do it, or call the police, against the
kidnapper’s instructions?

A: Take out the president. You don’t fuck with family and besides; I’d get to be a sniper.

Q: Who would you have wanted the president to be?

A: Dolph Lungren (Think of the possibilities)

Q: If you had to loose a limb, what one would you choose?

A: Um…nothing. That would suck. I wouldn’t be able to do anything, FUCK THAT!!!

Q: Favorite Bond actor?

A: Sean Connery

Q: Who do you think will die first in The Syndicate?

A: HAHAHAHAHA…This is a pretty fucked up question. No one in The Syndicate lives a very healthy lifestyle. Can’t really answer this one.

Q: How would you want to die?

A: Sleeping, just not wake up basically.

Q: What color would you want the flowers to be at your funeral?

A: “I” would want black and red because those colors look killer together but most likely it would be the norm.

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: Plastic man!!! Paper sucks ass and well…it just sucks.

Q:Best reality TV show?

A: I don’t watch TV but I thought that the “Battle for Ozzfest” was a fucking crack up.

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Q: How many times have you projectile vomited?

A: None…I can take a lot of alcohol and when I vomit, It’s more like a slow falling waterfall. I’ll usually just quietly slip into the bathroom and come out to continue drinking.

Q: Where do you want The Syndicate to go?

A: As far as it can!!!

Q: If you were forced to stick a musical instrument up your ass, what
would it be?

A: Stupid question, you know what I do. I’d shove a xylophone up my ass.

Q: Why do you think you turned out this way, what one defining event?

A: What way? Um…I don’t know. A lot of Jack in the Box, beer and a life devoted to music probably.

Q: What musician or band’s concert would you like to go to, past or
present?

A: Morbid Angel (any fucking time I can!!!)

Q: Favorite golden girl, and why?

A: Oh man…the really old one. I can’t remember her name.

Q: Drink of Choice?

A: Jack and Coke

Q: What brought about the formation of The Syndicate, in your opinion?

A: Creativity of the bored mind.