Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: I wear black on the outside, because that’s how
I feel on the inside
Q: Elvis or The Beatles?
A: The Beatles
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: paper
Q: Would you suck on Rosie Odonell’s toe for a large
sum of money?
A: No sir
Q: For $10,000, you wouldn’t do it?
A: No, I don’t think I could do it.
Q: Favorite sport on TV?
A: Hockey, closely followed by football.
Q: Favorite car?
A: BMW M3 or Subaru WRX STI
Q: If your child was kidnapped and the only way to get him
back was to take the president out; would you do it, or
call the police, against the kidnapper’s instructions?
A: I would track down the kidnapper myself
Q: If one it was one of those choices?
A: I would have president fake his death by holding a gun
to him, like:“fake your death or I’ll kill you.”
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Q: Drink of Choice, alcohol?
A: Rum and coke
Q: What color would you want the flowers to
be at your funeral?
A: Don’t care, who needs flowers when
you’re dead. I want ant traps and bug killing devices
to keep them off my body.
Q: Who would you want the president to be?
A: Adam corolla
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Q: If you had to loose a limb, what one
would you choose?
A: Left arm
Q: How many times have you projectile vomited?
A: Never, depending on what you mean by projectile
Q: nothing more than 2 feet?
A: No
Q: If you were forced to stick a musical instrument up your
ass, what would it be?
A: kazoo
Q: What musician or band’s concert would you like
to go to, past or present?
A: The Doors on a good night.
Q: What’s your favorite James Bond Actor?
A: Sean Connery
Q: Best reality TV show?
A: Fear factor, or amazing race
Q: Favorite golden girl, and why?
A: They all had their charm, Estelle Getty (Sophia), because
she didn’t take shit from no one.
Q: What brought about the formation of the syndicate, in
your opinion?
A: We were looking like idiots in front of each other and
we wanted to pass that on.
Q: What’s your shoe size?
A: 10 1/2
Q: What’s your choice of cereal?
A: Regular Cheerios, no honey I’m sweet
enough.
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