Q: How did you become part of the syndicate?

A: Well I don’t really remember what my first syndicate role ever was.

It was along time ago and I have trouble remembering what I did yesterday. I started hanging out with Chris my junior year of HS. I think because he was in my history class and he was one of the 4 dudes at the school that was into Ska.

I was a novice and had yet to learn the ways of the offbeat. Anyway I started hanging out with the guys all the time and eventually started seeing them outside of school.

They must have been short a dude one day and had me jump into some film. I'm actually kinda surprised that I’m considered on the few members so I’m quite proud.

Q: What do you feel you contribute most to The Syndicate?

A: I come up with a lot of stupid ideas and a lot of them actually get used. I guess you could stay I kick people in the nuts sometimes and get them to film. I buy Chris a lot of 40's so I guess that’s the best contribution right there.

Q: What’s your favorite color?

A : blue

Q: Do you get chicks because you are in the syndicate?

A: not at all

Q: Does it hurt your love life that you are a member of the syndicate?

A: Yeah instead of being with my GF on weekends I have to drive up to Poway and act like I’m gay in a lot of movies. So I guess that directly hurts my love life.

Q: What was your inspiration for the redneck character in the Earl and Hoss skit?

A: My whole ancestry comes from a small town in southern Illinois and whenever I go back to visit, that’s what life is like. I felt that I had to share the experience with the rest of the world.

Q: Would you suck on Rosie Odonell’s toe for a large sum of money?

A: No I don’t think I could go near "it" for cash.

Q: Favorite sport?

A: soccer

Q: Who do you think will die first in The Syndicate?

A: Lucas, with is body fat levels he should be dead already.

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Q: Favorite car?

A: sports car. I'd take anything expensive such as Ferrari F-50, or a Lamborghini Diablo.

Q: If your child was kidnapped and the only way to get him back was to kill the president; would you do it, or call the police, against the kidnapper’s instructions?

A: I'd probably steal the "football" from the president and take everybody out. Seems only fair to start a nuclear war and end it all.

Q: Who would you want the president to be?

A: I voted for Bush twice, but I'd rather be president myself.

Q: If you had to loose a limb, what one would you choose?

A: Probably, my left leg because artificial legs are better than arms right now

Q: How many times have you projectile vomited?

A: None that I know of

Q: What musician or band’s concert would you like to go to, past or present?

A: The specials, because I've never gotten to see them.

Q: Favorite Bond character?

A: Odd Job

Q: Best reality TV show?

A: Earl and Hoss

Q: Favorite golden girl, and why?

A: I ummmm no idea who they are. Didn’t watch that show

Q: Drink of Choice?

A: Water, and FROM THE TAP! None of that filtered nonsense!

Q: What brought about the formation of the syndicate, in your opinion?

A: Chris is trying to take over the world; we just haven’t figured it out yet.

Q: How would you want to die?

A: 30mm to the head

Q: What color would you want the flowers to be at your funeral?

A: Purple, pink, blue and white.

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Q: Where do you want The Syndicate to go?

A: I want to see it get Chris a job, or Jon an acting career. If that happened I'd be happy for all the work I put into it.

Q: If you were forced to stick a musical instrument up your ass, what would it be?

A: a kazoo

Q: Why do you think you turned out this way, what one defining event?

A: My sister pushed me off a 2ft ledge when I was a baby in my stroller.

Q: In regards to acting style, who do you idolize most, and why?

A: ken, because whatever he does its pure gold. I find myself saying his catch phrases all the time.

Q: Elvis or The Beatles?

A: Beatles, I’m more of a rock n roll type guy.

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: Depends. I use paper as my trash bags but I’ve been known to wear a plastic bag as a shirt into 7-11 late at night when I’m messed up on apple cider.