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Q: How did you become part of The Syndicate?
A: I was drugged and then beaten by Nate and Chris until
I gave in and joined The Syndicate.
Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: I like the gray scale, color sucks.
Q: Do you get chicks because you are in the syndicate?
A: Hell no
Q: Does it hurt your love life because you are a member
of The Syndicate?
A: Yes, in fact it does...I was seenin this chick and everything
was going fine until I unleashed it on her. She never spoke
to me again.
Q: In regards to acting style, who do you idolize most,
and why?
A: Chris Farley. He was so versitile, also the master of
physical comedy.
Q: Elvis or The Beatles?
A: Elvis
Q: Drink of Choice?
A: Bourbon and Coke
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: Paper
Q: How would you want to die?
A: In my sleep or sexed to death by some hot blonde
Q: What brought about the formation of The Syndicate, in
your opinion?
A: Alcohol
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Q: Would you suck on Rosie Odonell’s toe for a large
sum of money?
A: No, because I would have to use the money to sanitize
myself.
Q: Favorite sport?
A: Women's Volleyball
Q: Favorite car?
A: Mini Cooper, cause I can keep it in my pocket.
Q: Who would you have wanted the president to be?
A: Fucking, Scott Baio...anyone besides Bush.
Q: If you had to loose a limb, what one would you choose?
A: Left arm
Q: How many times have you projectile vomited?
A: Don't know...I only projectile vomit when I'm shit faced,
and my memory seems to fail me when I'm in that state.
Q: If you were forced to stick a musical instrument up
your ass, what would it be?
A: Drum stick, I think it would hurt the least, kinda like
sticking pinky up in there.
Q: Favorite Bond actor?
A: Connery
Q: Best reality TV show?
A: Surreal Life
Q: What color would you want the flowers to be at your
funeral?
A: Torquise...HA
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Q:
Where do you want the syndicate to go?
A: To get some food and beer.
Q: Why do you think you turned out this way,
what one defining event?
A: Shit I don't know.
Q: What musician or band’s concert would
you like to go to, past or present?
A: Tears for Fears
Q: Who do you think will die first in The
Syndicate?
A: Probably Nate, because he's so pure...oh
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